26. Joke: How do birds fly in the rain?
Answer: They use wing shield wipers.
27. Joke: How do birds keep in shape?
Answer: They do a lot of eggs-ercises.
28. Joke: How do bulls pay for their groceries?
Answer: They charge them.
29. Joke: How do cats keep their breath fresh?
Answer: They use mouse wash.
30. Joke: How do chickens keep in shape?
Answer: They do lots of EGGSercises.
31. Joke: How do cows find their way home?
Answer: They follow the Milky Way.
32. Joke: How do deer keep their coats looking good?
Answer: They use pine combs.
33. Joke: How do dentists fix dragon teeth?
Answer: With a fire drill.
34. Joke: How do dolphins make important decisions?
Answer: They flipper a coin.
35. Joke: How do elephants communicate with each other?
Answer: By elephone.
36. Joke: How do fish start their fairy tales?
Answer: Once upon a SLIME.
37. Joke: How do fleas travel?
Answer: They itch hike.
Answer: They use wing shield wipers.
27. Joke: How do birds keep in shape?
Answer: They do a lot of eggs-ercises.
28. Joke: How do bulls pay for their groceries?
Answer: They charge them.
29. Joke: How do cats keep their breath fresh?
Answer: They use mouse wash.
30. Joke: How do chickens keep in shape?
Answer: They do lots of EGGSercises.
Answer: They follow the Milky Way.
32. Joke: How do deer keep their coats looking good?
Answer: They use pine combs.
33. Joke: How do dentists fix dragon teeth?
Answer: With a fire drill.
34. Joke: How do dolphins make important decisions?
Answer: They flipper a coin.
35. Joke: How do elephants communicate with each other?
Answer: By elephone.
36. Joke: How do fish start their fairy tales?
Answer: Once upon a SLIME.
37. Joke: How do fleas travel?
Answer: They itch hike.
Answer: “Happy Boo Year!”
39. Joke: How do groups of whales listen to music?
Answer: They use their i-PODS.
40. Joke: How do jackrabbits keep cool in the dessert?
Answer: The use ear-conditioning.
26. Joke: How do birds fly in the rain?
Answer: They use wing shield wipers.
27. Joke: How do birds keep in shape?
Answer: They do a lot of eggs-ercises.
28. Joke: How do bulls pay for their groceries?
Answer: They charge them.
Answer: They use wing shield wipers.
27. Joke: How do birds keep in shape?
Answer: They do a lot of eggs-ercises.
28. Joke: How do bulls pay for their groceries?
Answer: They charge them.
29. Joke: How do cats keep their breath fresh?
Answer: They use mouse wash.
30. Joke: How do chickens keep in shape?
Answer: They do lots of EGGSercises.
31. Joke: How do cows find their way home?
Answer: They follow the Milky Way.
32. Joke: How do deer keep their coats looking good?
Answer: They use pine combs.
33. Joke: How do dentists fix dragon teeth?
Answer: With a fire drill.
34. Joke: How do dolphins make important decisions?
Answer: They flipper a coin.
35. Joke: How do elephants communicate with each other?
Answer: By elephone.
36. Joke: How do fish start their fairy tales?
Answer: Once upon a SLIME.
37. Joke: How do fleas travel?
Answer: They itch hike.
38. Joke: How do ghosts greet each other on New Year’s Day?
Answer: “Happy Boo Year!”
39. Joke: How do groups of whales listen to music?
Answer: They use their i-PODS.
40. Joke: How do jackrabbits keep cool in the dessert?
Answer: The use ear-conditioning.
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