The Alarm Clock That Knew Too Much
A man bought a new smart alarm clock.
The shopkeeper said, “This alarm is very intelligent.”
That night, the man set the alarm for 6:00 AM.
At 5:59 AM, the alarm said politely:
“Good morning. Just checking… are you seriously planning to wake up?”
The man said, “Yes. I have work.”
At 6:00 AM, the alarm rang loudly.
The man hit the snooze button.
The alarm said,
“Interesting choice. You now have 5 more minutes of fake hope.”
At 6:05 AM, the alarm rang again.
The man said, “Just five more minutes!”
The alarm replied,
“Okay. But remember, your boss does not believe in ‘just five more minutes.’”
At 6:10 AM, the alarm rang again and said,
“Warning: You are now late in advance.”
The man shouted, “Stop talking!”
The alarm calmly replied,
“I am only doing my job.
You are the one failing at yours.”
Finally, the man threw the alarm across the room and went back to sleep.
At 9:00 AM, the alarm said softly:
“Good morning.
You are now officially unemployed.
Have a nice day.”
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